People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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