If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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