Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You took a bar mat shot.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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