The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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