how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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