I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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