Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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