Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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