Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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