batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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