Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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