i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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