this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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