I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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