my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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