Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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