small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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