just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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