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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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