That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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