yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My feet surprised me
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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