I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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