apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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