The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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