I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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