East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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