I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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