Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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