so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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