You just made me feel so damn special
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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