Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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