Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
This baby is an asshole
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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