I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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