Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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