my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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