lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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