I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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