Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
