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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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