I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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