Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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