I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So. Much. Porn.
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