idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
My vagina just recognized that song.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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