just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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