Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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