She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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