I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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