but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
These tits shall not be calmed
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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