doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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