Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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