nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
