last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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