Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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