Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Alive.
So much puke
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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