I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
